PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And the